12 Reasons Wine is BETTER Than Your S/O

posted by Bender & Molly - 

1. Wine will watch whatever you want to watch on TV without complaining

2. You can get really weird around your wine, and it will never ever care

3. Wine never comes between you and your friends.

4. Wine would never judge you for being drunk.

5.  You never get sick of wine. Can you say the same about your SO? No.Wine Wine accepts you just as you are

6. Wine encourages you to express your feelings

7. Wine will never be jealous when you opt for another beverage

8. IT WILL NEVER CANCEL ON YOU.

9. AND IT WON’T JUDGE YOU FOR UGLY-CRYING

10. IT’LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

11. You know who doesn’t give a SHIT what you look like? (Hint: it’s wine.)

12. Wine will never roll over in the middle of the night and tell you that it doesn’t love you.

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