"USA Today" has the latest Super Bowl 'prop bets' being offered by online sportsbooks, and there are over 100 of them. Half of them are about actual, game-related stats . . . like the score after certain quarters, how and when touchdowns are scored, and total yardage. The rest are the silly stuff. Here are a few my favorites. . .
-The odds that a fan trolls Tom Brady by tossing a "slightly deflated football" on the field . . . 19-to-1. There are better odds that a fan tosses a flare on the field (15-to-1) . . . and much longer odds that a LOVE TOY is tossed on the field (45-to-1).
-Falcons coach Dan Quinn is bald, and the odds that he wears a HAIR-PIECE during the game are 50-to-1.
-The odds of announcer Joe Buck being clean shaven for the Super Bowl broadcast . . . 10-to-1.
-The odds someone catches on fire during the halftime show . . . 25-to-1.