Are you a drinker that wouldn't mind relocating to Pennsylvania? If you said yes to those two things then boy oh boy do I have the job for you! Police in Kutztown, PA are looking for 3 volunteers to get drunk and help field officers practice giving sobriety tests!
You must be between the ages of 25 and 40, in healthy condition and while there will be no compensation, alcohol will be provided. I have a hard time believing that people who volunteer to do this are in great condition, but hey, just thought I'd pass it along to yah if you're interested!